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Send to a friend My wife is away on a business trip.I keep a very small stash of pop just for occasions like this. Earlier this evening, after I got home for work, I smoked a small bowl and took my door for a walk. I went through the park and adjoining school yard, around the entire neighborhood. I stopped to chat with a few neighbors and get a bag of chips at the corner 7-11.
I got home and settled in front of the TV and called for Conner (the dog). Conner did not come. I called a few more times and it finally hit me - I didn't bring him back home! I left home with him, and I was pretty sure he was with me up to the point that I went into the 7-11, at which point I vaguely recalled looping his leash on the bike rack outside.
In a panic, I ran outside and tripped right over him - he was laying down on the welcome mat at our front door.
I confess that at age 53, it is time for me to stop smoking weed.
Posted 2 days ago
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- LOL Damn what where you smoking? Can I get some?
Posted 1 year ago - Please you need to share that shyt cause it sounds really good!!!
Posted 1 year ago - DAMN DAMN DAMN, where you get you sh*t from. ROFL
Posted 1 year ago - Sounds like senile dementia to me, don't blame it on the weed. You are just getting old except it
Posted 1 year ago - Hilarious!! You were smoking that KILL BILL. You shouldn't keep that from you wife though. She should love and respect you for what you do. If you like to toke every once in a while, then s#it ! Why can't you toke every once in a while? Life is too short, real love is accepting.
Posted 1 year ago
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